Howdy @BMAS_Bund (blocked), German Labor Minister Heil, mayor of Munich Town Reiter @StadtMuenchen, Detlef @Bundesagentur (blocked), introducing Missus fucking Stupid, Douche-McGouche Jürgen Sonneck aka C. Paucher.
Hubsi, Dieter, Detlef, how could this pathetic blunder happen? In the province of Bavaria, with its aborigines, the beacon of intellect, the living proof of Darwin’s flawed theory.
Germany is known for its ‘Fachkräfte’, so there is no reason why this hallmark should not be extended to German criminal civil servants. IOW Dieter & Hubsi & Detlef, let’s together work on setting the standards for “Certified German Criminal Civil Servants Fachkräfte”. Nothing less. Remember Tom Peters’ mantra: “distinct… or extinct”.
One thing is clear, hairloss cum stupidity is too much a society can bear and Jürgen Sonneck’s stupidity is ginormous. It runs full metal jacket against the minimum standards of criminality one would expect from a Teutonic civil servant.
So much to learn from this Bavarian mook Jürgen with his above room temperature IQ. Hubsi, Dieter, Detlef, when one of your criminal civil servants intends to email a criminal libelous complaint to police using a false name the next time, here are eight concise points to adhere to.
- Get a fucking burner tablet in a store. Pay with cash, not card!
- Create a NEW identity with Google. One that does not point to you, douche-canoe.
- Google ‘How to Bypass Gmail Phone Verification in 2020’ and ‘How to Create Gmail Without Phone Number’ if need be, twat waffle.
- Move your ass to a different place, dingleberry. When sending an email to police or any other gov. place, your IP address is recorded as well! Living in Munich, take the train to Lengries, Garmisch, or so. Find open Wifi. Better yet, book a cheap train ticket to Austria or if you like South Tyrol, Sterzing. Beautiful place. Same there, look for public Wifi, enjoy cake and cappuccino and do your rotten thing, fuckin’ creep.
- BUT KEEP THIS IN MIND! If your complaint with police is referring to a CEO of an office at which you work – man, are you a total moron?! Obfuscation is the game in town, sucker. Deflect. Every idiot knows you never rob a bank in your neighborhood!
- For fuck’s sake douche nozzle, keep chronology in mind. Do not rush it! Let time work for you, dimwit. When the court decision on a case you filed was made on a particular day and you dash off your email to police on that day … For Christ’s sake, this is a rookie mistake, you fucktard.
With full-blown idiots like Jürgen Sonneck one can not even raid a Currywurst Bude. Ends up like Bobby Lasorda in ‘Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead’.
- Remember wangbadan, it’s called a burner tablet for a reason. Once done, destroy it, burn it and throw it into a dumpster.
- Lastly, never bank on courts that they keep on refusing inspection of files.
Hubsi Heil, Dieter, Detlef, anything to add from your side? Remember Tom Peters: “If you are not confused then you are not paying attention.”
I do not consider it necessary to explicitly explain that I of course demand full restitution of damages by that little pony! Do you Ugly Germans have anymore cheap tricks up your sleeve involving basement associates with @BMAS_Bund and @Bundesagentur ? Perhaps Swatting, Hubsi?! “There is nothing like race, is there?” as Oscar Wilde suggested.
Ave atque vale
PS. Most of it happened under your predecessor, the hideously ugly fucking fat frump Andrea Nahles. Detlef didn’t qualify for a picture. Lacks any aesthetics.