41.5% voted for Merkel because …

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… of better opportunity costs compared to other parties with the same program at 8% each.

41.5% voted for Merkel because their inclination to understand a currency is nil.

41.5% voted for Merkel because the alternative proved to be too misty-eyed.

41.5% voted for Merkel because fashion is just a chimera.

41.5% voted for Merkel because racism sounds ugly, while austerity has a benign ring.

41.5% voted for Merkel because more than two terms is just what constitutes a banana republic.

41.5% voted for Merkel because they feel her former Stasi membership disclosure should be further drawn out.

41.5% voted for Merkel because they prefer her clumsiness to these theatrics.

41.5% voted for Merkel because they see no contradiction between low wages and four times higher gas prices compared to the US of A.

41.5% voted for Merkel because she lends a feel-good factor to procrastination.

41.5% voted for Merkel because the demography is absolutely awesome.

41.5% voted for Merkel because they distrust the BMI.

41.5% voted for Merkel because they might as well enjoy a second election.

83.8% of all male voters for Merkel stated their preference for an indecisive woman.

92% of Germans don’t even want to hear the word CHANGE being uttered.

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